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MelodiousThunk <***@gmail.com>
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:Rick_bari3 (at) <***@Gmailâ¢ComByteME>
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:><***@gmail.com> <***@yahoo.com>
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:>:<***@hotmail.com>
:>:>
:>:>What this town needs is an enema!
:>:>
:>:>(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25265056/?GT1=43001)
:>:>
:>:<***@HQTmaleï¿œc(p)alm> Â wRIGHTS:
:>:
:>:"XqUSE"ME" butt,
:>:4 cry'n out LOUD...
:>:R u cry'n out loud
:>:4 help ?
:>:
:>:...Now, now, as "ME"
:>:BEmember as a child
:>:...(Well, "ME'z" 3
:>:Yrs...uh, uh, ummmm
:>:"Enemas_Parte'sL was
:>:A "monthly-thang"...
:>:
:>:"(AndtHEN=?)"
:>:
:>:Der twas NO problem
:>:Of folks NOT showin
:>:Up...4 da parte' :>}
:>:
:>:...(ahem, twatever)
:>:
:>:...Well, enuff...
:>:
:>:"(BUTTden=7)"
:>:
:>:"U wood'nt happen 2
:>:B "INcharge" of D VK
:>:RE(ar)union hospital
:>:-ity CommI.T.ee ?
:>:
:>:PLUS...which Nurse
:>:iz "U" in D pic ?
:>:
:>:"(ANDthen=7)"
:>:
:>:IF "U" could B "ME"
:>:"Enena-mate(or)"...
:>:PlleezZze ..w/ sugar
:>:On top or ...bottom?
:>:
:>:...Tw(j)uatEVER..;>)
:>:
:>:"BUTTden=?)"
:>:
:>:"Scratch it...if NOT
:>:so...Butt, could "U"
:>:Atleast answer ALL
:>:Of the following
:>:(Quest)ions @ dis
:>:URL:
:>:
:>:(http://www,enemaTips.com)
:>:
:>:Heh !
:>:
:>:Anyone, ...Bueller?
:>:
:>:Sign'd,
:>:
:>:<***@gmaleï¿œcomBUTT"ME" ...;>}~
:>:
:>:.
:>:
:>:<>
:>:
:>:.
:>:
:>
:>[On whoGivzZzaRatsAzZzDate:]
:>
:><***@Gmaleâ¢comByte"ME"..;>}~
:>
:>..Uh, uh...ya scared
:>Her away, again..;<{
:>
:>"(BUTTden=7)"
:>
:>"ME" fixed URL;
:>
:> (http://www.enemaTips.com)
:>
:>...(AndThen=7)
:>
:>Y'al NOW (answer=?)
:>
:>.
:>.
:>.
:> <â¢>
:>
:
:Oh heck... Zappa's take on a *true story*... and a VK favorite
:back in'da day:
:
I always knew?,
"Zappa was a favorite of VK?!?!?!,...., but I didn't
know about, 'The Illinois Enema Bandit!!!.' .."
(Chaperone: Lock yourselves up, girls)
I betcha?,
"All teh wimmin?!?!?!,...., just loved him!!!..."
"HaHaHa!!!..."
"AudiO Madness" "Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit!!!..."
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:And then some...
`^'^Ž
:
:The Illinois Enema Bandit
:I heard he's on the loose
:I heard he's on the loose
:Lord, the pitiful screams
:Of all them college-educated women . . .
:Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
:(They'd be all bound down!)
:Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
:The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
:He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
:The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
:
:(repeat)
:
:The Illinois Enema Bandit ! heard it on the news !
:I heard it on the news
:Bloomington Illinois ... he has caused some alarm
:Just sneakin' around there
:From farm to farm
:Got a rubberized bag
:And a hose on his arm
:Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
:That he just might wanna pump
:
:(repeat)
:
:The Illinois Enema Bandit
:Some day he'll have to pay
:Some day he'll have to pay
:The police will say, "You're under arrest!"
:And the judge would have him for a special guest
:The D.A. will order a secret test
:And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
:Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
:And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokesl"
:Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
:Saying "Don't nobody have no sympathy . . .
:HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!"
:And the Bandit might say, "Why is everbody always pickin' on me?"
:
:WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
:WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
:WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
:One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"
:
:BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
:TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR PLEA?
:Another girl shout; "Let the fiend go free!"
:
:ARE YOU GUILTY?
:BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
:The Bandit say, "It must be just what they all needs . . ''
:"It must be just what they all needs . . ''
:"It must be just what they all needs . . ''
:...
:
<bows on one knee and lights a joynt>
"All Hail!!!,...., MelodiousThunk!!!..."